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Segment: First Impressions August 21, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — DJBean @ 1:40 am

As we begin the new semester at KSU, I can’t help but have a constantly running inner monologue about the folks I encounter.
YOUR BRA IS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT. IT IS YOUR UNDERWEAR. IT HAS THE WORD “UNDER” IN IT FOR A REASON. A strap showing, I’m not gonna bug about. The occasional accidental slip, no bigs. However, INTENTIONALLY showcasing your over-the-shoulder boulder holder is absolutely inexcusable.
I have noticed three distinct groups of chicks in the extremes. There are the ridiculously overdressed for school (dresses and high heels), the teeshirt and shorts-the-size-of-bikini-bottoms girls (why not just come to school naked??), and the I-just-rolled-out-of-bed girls. To the first group: Honeychild, that’s gonna get REALLY old when you start getting blisters on your toes and coffee in your cleavage. To the second group: Seriously, I think I saw one girl’s naughty bits today as she bent over for her backpack. NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR NAUGHTY BITS! Also, remember, chickypoos, that the bait you use determines the fish you catch. If you use bootyhound bait, you will only catch bootyhounds. To the third group: Make a little effort, would ya? If I wanted to know what you looked like when you first woke up, I’d sleep over at your house, take secret video of you and post it on YouTube. I would then view it over and over again in order to burn the image into my brain. Um…. Actually no. If you were trying to look like you don’t give a crap about school, yourself, or anyone around you, you have succeeded. Ladies, flannel pj pants to do not qualify as daytime attire.
Okay- enough first impression ranting from me. Call me judgmental but this is real, folks. The image you project with your look causes people to make judgments about you as a person. Should that be? No. I would love it if every single person would get to know one another before forming opinions, but that’s just not the way of the world, young grasshopper. Here is your little slice of reality for the day. Enjoy with a dollop of whipped cream and a sugar-free vanilla nonfat latte. Refrigerate after opening. Batteries not included. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to children.


9 Responses to “Segment: First Impressions”

  1. Jeep Says:

    I saw something completely wrong today. Women over 60 should never… EVER… wear mini-skirts and tube tops. No, I don’t think wearing the hot pink knee length spandex shorts under the mini-skirt makes it okay either. The high-heel shoes along with this outfit do not lend well to carrying a backpack full of books through the hallways while going to class either.

    Spandex, it’s a privilege not a right.

  2. Nella Says:

    Hahah… you guys are great.

  3. bridge424 Says:

    Becky, your personality shines through! Tell it like it is girl! 🙂

  4. Tristan Says:

    Haha I love the part about the bootyhounds. It’s both funny and true!

  5. swimfer Says:

    screw first impressions, what about constant impressions that a person is a tramp/doesn’t care enough to take a shower and put on some real clothes? I’ve been seeing that all semester and I’m about to break, this is GRAD SCHOOL people (well, mine is anyway) – do you not have any interest in actually finding a job with your fancy post-graduate degree? OR did you just not find a husband as an undergraduate and have decided to continue the pursuit using different methods (or are they the same methods that didn’t work for you back then)?


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